Brandon Dalton

That’s what they called me in high school.

New and Improved!

Now with 50% more ass in all smart-ass remarks!

About

This facebook meme sums it up pretty tidily, freeing me from having to think of anything to say here.

The ABCs of me.

A- Age: 38

B – Bed size: King. Or sofa. My snoring is ridiculous.

C – Chore you hate: What are chores?

D – Dog’s name: Sundae

E – Essential to start your day time: CAAAWWWWWFFFFFEEEEEE

F – Favorite color: colorblind: thanks for rubbing it in

G – Gold or Silver: Platinum

H – Height: 5’11″

I – Instruments you play: Sadly, none. My guitar gently weeps.

J – Job title: Glorified Multimedia Designer (Digital Communications Specialist)

K – Kid(s): Zoë – 10 yrs, Maddie – 8 yrs, Olivia – 4 yrs

L – Living arrangements: I’ve heard of funeral arrangements, but I kinda just let the living happen.

M – Mom’s name: Judy

N – Nicknames: Oh, now I see why you asked my mom’s name. Motherf@#$#er.

O – Overnight hospital stay other than birth: (You guys got to stay in a hospital when you were born?) Surgery for obstructive apnea, some tests when I was sick

P- Pet peeves: Things that don’t go my way.

Q – Quote from a movie: “Anybody want a peanut?”

R – Right or left handed: right

S – Siblings: Brother

T – Time you wake up: 5:30

U- Underwear: No thanks, I just ate.

V – Vegetable you dislike: None of them. And I think the politically correct term is “person of extremely limited brain function”.

W – Ways you run late: I’m married and have 3 girls.

X – X-rays you’ve had: I glow in the dark.

Y – Yummy food you make: Etouffée, tomato basil pasta, orange madeleines, anything on the grill

Z – Zoo favorite: I like the birds, the mammals, the reptiles, and the fish the most.