Now with 50% more ass in all smart-ass remarks!
When I first heard you could drink THC, I thought they had found a way to filter bong water, which I didn’t find appealing at all. Then I learned that it actually stands for The Hangover Cure. They promise to prevent a hangover after a night of heavy drinking. All you have to do is [...]
Here I squat in my litter box My dirty, smelly shitter box This potty-for-a-critter box I hope that’s sand between my toes. When along you come creeping All perverted and tom-peeping With camera clicking, flashing, and beeping What you’re up to heaven knows. Then I find myself on facebook That leave me in disgrace-book The [...]
Another freakin’ meme. Here goes: In a hairy situation, never go down without a fight – Shaving Ryan’s Privates Sometimes when you think you really know someone, you should take a closer look – Ordinary Peepholes It’s not always wise to accept a ride in some guy’s hooptie. – Clitty Clitty Gang Bang If you [...]
HOMONYMS are words that sound alike but have different meanings.Homophones are a type of homonym that also sound alike and have different meanings, but have different spellings. HOMOGRAPHS are words that are spelled the same but have different meanings.Heteronyms are a type of homograph that are also spelled the same and have different meanings, but sound different. WORDS THAT [...]
Waiting with baited breath = Hanging out with a mouth full of chum.