Now with 50% more ass in all smart-ass remarks!
My mother-in-law once asked me to look at a painting she bought at a garage sale to see if I thought it was worth anything. Now, I’m no expert, but this thing had to have been painted by a four-year-old. With no hands. And blind. With brain damage. She insisted that it had to be [...]
Wang Zhiqing was attacked by dogs, requiring stitches and a rabies shot. But when he filed a claim, the China Pacific Insurance Group said: You should have fought the dogs off. If you had learned a martial art like karate you would have avoided the problem. True. So very true. UNLESS… the dogs knew [...]
“I’m not sure what hurts more…getting caught spending thousands on high-dollar prostitutes, or my wife crushing my nads behind this podium.” Governor Spitzer, in a moment of confusion puts on his “I’m so constipated” face instead of his “I’m so sorry” face. Governor Spitzer hopes attention will be drawn away from his scandal when people [...]
…here’s six thousand words.
A DHS employee was put on leave after wearing an ‘offensive’ costume to a party hosted by head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Julie Myers.¬† It all boils down to this: he dressed up as a black man in a prison outfit. Julie Myers voted the costume as original and funny until people complained. Then [...]