Brandon Dalton

Here I squat in my litter box My dirty, smelly shitter box This potty-for-a-critter box I hope that’s sand between my toes. When along you come creeping All perverted and tom-peeping With camera clicking, flashing, and beeping What you’re up to heaven knows. Then I find myself on facebook That leave me in disgrace-book The [...]

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Another freakin’ meme. Here goes: In a hairy situation, never go down without a fight – Shaving Ryan’s Privates Sometimes when you think you really know someone, you should take a closer look – Ordinary Peepholes It’s not always wise to accept a ride in some guy’s hooptie. – Clitty Clitty Gang Bang If you [...]

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