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Here I squat in my litter box My dirty, smelly shitter box This potty-for-a-critter box I hope that’s sand between my toes. When along you come creeping All perverted and tom-peeping With camera clicking, flashing, and beeping What you’re up to heaven knows. Then I find myself on facebook That leave me in disgrace-book The [...]
To the rest of the world it seemed, it seems That Brandon was wasting his life chasing dreams. And when he finally caught a dream one day, It turned into a butterfly and flittered away, Because a dream stays a dream only as long as it’s chased. And the rest of the world sighed, “Oh, [...]
I was at the end of my rope Too tired to climb, too scared to let go. I’d pretty much given up hope When a tremendous wind began to blow Making me swing higher and higher - Until finally I bumped into you Also hanging around and swinging, Not really sure what to do. So we decided [...]