Brandon Dalton

That’s what they called me in high school.

New and Improved!

Now with 50% more ass in all smart-ass remarks!

Butterflies

June 25th, 2009

To the rest of the world it seemed, it seems
That Brandon was wasting his life chasing dreams.
And when he finally caught a dream one day,
It turned into a butterfly and flittered away,
Because a dream stays a dream only as long as it’s chased.
And the rest of the world sighed, “Oh, what a waste!”
But over the sound of the world’s sad sighs,
You can hear Brandon grinning, “That’s okay. I like butterflies!”

Swingers

June 25th, 2009

I was at the end of my rope
Too tired to climb, too scared to let go.
I’d pretty much given up hope
When a tremendous wind began to blow
Making me swing higher and higher  -
Until finally I bumped into you
Also hanging around and swinging,
Not really sure what to do.
So we decided to swing together
And that brings our poem to an end.
But if you find yourself at the end of your rope -
Hang in there; don’t give up hope
Keep smiling and pray for some wind.

A gluten for punishment

May 7th, 2009

A gluten for punishment =  whipped with a soggy noodle.

Once Upon a Time…

March 18th, 2009

var littlePig1:Protagonist = strawHouse;
var littlePig2:Protagonist = stickHouse;
var littlePig3:Protagonist = brickHouse;
var bigBadWolf:Antagonist = 1;

function letMeIn(){
if (response != byChinnyChinChinHair){
huffPuff();
}
function huffPuff(){
if  (strawHouse || stickHouse == true){
houseDown = true;
} else {
happilyEverAfter();
}

The Bard in Code

March 17th, 2009

var the:Question = 2B || !2B;